OOOOPS!

April 28, 2025

Another Answered Prayer

In another answer to my personal prayers, the thief who stole Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s purse on Easter Sunday while she was at a D.C. restaurant having holiday dinner with her family, has been arrested. So were his accomplices. They were Chilean illegal aliens, if you can even believe it. Lol.

It was a Gucci bag with $3,000 in cash, her ID, and her Homeland Security ID badge in it. Apparently, there have been dozens of these burglaries over the last few years, without consequence.

Investigators think the alien thieves didn’t know it was the Homeland Security Secretary’s purse they were stealing – one of the highest ranking people in the country charged with the goal of removing illegal aliens and diminishing threats to the homeland. Apparently these thieves, who are believed to be part of a large criminal ring, scope crowds and businesses searching for signs of wealth, and when they see a Gucci purse they automatically think: “High-end bag! Let’s steal it! Looks ripe for the taking! Probably has goodies in it! Squirrel!

What a horrible experience it must’ve been to go out to Easter Dinner with your family, and have this happen. What scumbags these thugs are. They’re nothing but serial thieves and they’re illegals! To actually work hard and earn a living, like the rest of us honest folks have, doesn’t even occur to them. That’s not a concept these lowlifes understand. But you can’t make this up – that the thieves were illegal aliens stealing the purse of the Director of Homeland Security. Oooops!

I prayed right away that they’d get caught and you probably did too. After all, if they could track Luigi Mangione on cameras until they identified him, we all knew law enforcement officials would use every trick in the book to catch this guy. And they did. Oooopsie-daisies! You went after the wrong person’s purse. Hope it was worth it.

Mario, here, apparently (allegedly) went to a restaurant/bar, directly after the caper, with the Secretary’s AmEx card and had a whopping good time. He drank so much he fell asleep on an outdoor table and slept there until 7:30 a.m. But I’m betting the hangover from this binger is gonna hurt a lot.

https://nypost.com/2025/04/28/us-news/brazen-illegal-migrant-boozed-with-kristi-noems-credit-card-at-italian-eatery-after-snatching-her-gucci-purse-pics-show/

https://nypost.com/2025/04/27/us-news/illegal-migrant-accused-of-snatching-kristi-noems-gucci-bag-identified-serial-criminal/

The first guy caught was – never mind – who cares what his name is. He’s an illegal alien with a long criminal history – another serial criminal. Good job. You bought yourself a one-way ticket home, what’s-your-face.

Turns out the second guy involved was a serial criminal with an “Expedited Order of Removal”, but the Biden regime thought it better to just let him stay. Come on, man! That’s the empathetic, non-racist thing to do. You know, to wreak havoc on us citizens, who the democrats hate and want to replace.

https://nypost.com/2025/04/28/us-news/second-illegal-migrant-accused-in-kristi-noems-purse-snatching-idd-was-released-into-us-despite-being-handed-notice-of-expedited-removal/

The two aliens are considered part of a larger East Coast robbery crew.

(Pssst: I’d self-deport if I were (all of) you, which I never would be, because I’m a hard working, honest, law-abiding taxpayer, who, by the way, is sick of footing the bill for all of you illegals. Working and paying taxes at all, let alone for decades, is something you thugs know nothing about. And now they’re gonna come after all of you. Good job!)

Now watch as the left jumps up and down, pointing and screaming: “Due process! Due process! You can’t deport them without giving them due process!” Just keep shooting yourselves in the foot, dems. You have no idea how utterly ridiculous you look. Camping out in El Salvador to defend Kilmar.

What a bunch of donkey-asses you are.

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And as for me and my house, we will thank the Lord. Keep praying for the protection of these cabinet members.

Psalm 140: 4-10

Keep me (and all of our righteous officials) safe, Lord, from the hands of the wicked;
    protect me from the violent,
    who devise ways to trip my feet.
The arrogant have hidden a snare for me;
    they have spread out the cords of their net
    and have set traps for me along my path.

I say to the Lord, “You are my God.”
    Hear, Lord, my cry for mercy.
Sovereign Lord, my strong deliverer,
    you shield my head in the day of battle.
Do not grant the wicked their desires, Lord;
    do not let their plans succeed.

Those who surround me proudly rear their heads;
    may the mischief of their lips engulf them.
10 May burning coals fall on them;
    may they be thrown into the fire,
    into miry pits, never to rise.

(emphasis mine)

3 thoughts on “OOOOPS!

  1. gloriabrazill's avatar gloriabrazill

    ILLEGAL ALIENS?? How can that be!? Yes…thank God for answering our prayers to catch those men and to return her property!! Of course, if the illegal aliens remaining here had half a brain, they would “self-deport”.

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    1. Biden invited in the worst of the worst. How could there be soooo many violent criminals in the third world, that there could be so many come in here. Every day there’s another news article about another victim of these criminals. EVERY DAY. I heard something about – that in the case of the judge who was arrested in New Mexico for harboring a criminal illegal alien on her property – that he had videos of torturing and murdering someone on his phone.
      But the democrats will die on this sword. God willing.

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