WHACK-A-DOODLE-DOOS!

September 16, 2023

Some of the stories today are cracking me up. And we need all the laughs we can get these days. We would actually be rolling-on-the-floor laughing all the time at the brazen hypocrisy and hubris coming out of the Democrats, if it weren’t all so sad for our country. The damage they are doing.

But Eric Adams, Mayor of NYC – now he is one laughable character. He ran his campaign on the virtue-signaling message that he proudly upholds – and always will – New York City as a Sanctuary City. He maintained that all immigrants would be given safe haven in NYC, come hell or high water. Or, that is, until RINO Greg Abbot, Governor of Texas, shipped only 13,000 illegal aliens from the open border in Texas to New York, making the total received in NYC, at 100,000.

Now – putting the pain of the local community aside for just a minute – watching Eric Adams whine and cry now is inescapably funny.

“We are overwhelmed!!” He wails. “This is ruining our city!” “We are getting ten thousand immigrants a month. This is destroying our city!”

Awww. You poor baby.

And who’s to blame? Well, Greg Abbot, the Republicans, and former President Trump. Of course!

But, Eric, I thought you welcomed all illegal immigrants, no matter what, and you would never, ever waiver from your oh-so-noble stance on the issue.

What happened?

You know, the people of NYC are waking up. (Even faster than the Church.)

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Another funny one: High-minded Apple’s new commercial, in which they state they will, most definitely, remove all carbon from the atmosphere (by 2035 or something like that). All carbon?

Everything in the entire world would die, you stupid ninnies.

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Ian Sams – He’s the new White House spokesperson going out in public and lying to our faces. Not only issuing a letter to all media outlets telling them to go after the House GOP because they’re opening an Impeachment Inquiry into Joe Biden. As if you had to ask; I mean, the mainstream media’s been covering up his crimes for years while helping the Democrats make up crimes about Donald Trump.

Ian – they’re going to eat you for lunch. They picked you because of your innocent-looking face.  But it’s not working. Your nefariousness just spills out as you spew out lie after lie, and we all know it! You know better and your guilt shows on your face. You and Rep. Dan Goldman – lying to God and man. Shame on you. You are laughable. Really. You’re so preposterous, you’re just funny at this point.

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I loved Ric Grennel on Newsmax recently, mocking Hakeem Jeffries and his one-hand-gesture-per-syllable-spoken nonsense. I mean, are you for real, dude? (Clearly, he’s not!) Are you trying to pretend that you’re really speaking in made-up ASL? Because no one uses hand gestures that way. You look ridiculous.  

Thank you, Ric Grennel!! Finally, someone mocks this irritating, overacting puppet. Not to mention his droop face, dark eyes and his worship of Nancy Pelosi.

Eew.

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How about the always-hysterical (and I mean that literally) Keith Olberman, who suggested that Aaron Rodgers, (QB of the Jets who got injured 90 seconds into the season’s first game), was probably injured because he didn’t get the Covid vaccine.

Yeah. That makes sense.

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And, in line for the prize of “Idiot of the Week” is also the ridiculous-looking Jamie Raskins, with his d00-rag tied around his head while wearing a suit and “serving” (aka: damaging the country as a Democrat) in Congress:

He was asked by Jake Tapper recently if he thought Kamala Harris is the best running mate for Joe Biden.

Now, we all….LOLOLOL…I’m trying to straighten up for this one…the whole world knows what a dipshit Kamala Harris is. I mean, is there a better word for her?

Kackle-Head?

Clown Shit-Show?

Nincompoop?

Buzz-Head? (Because she is either high all of the time, or she used to be and still acts like it all of the time..)

(If we were in the same high school, there’s no way I’d ever be seen in public with her.)

I don’t know – you can write me with your suggestions because I’ve been running out of adjectives for these boneheads lately.

So, anyways, doo-head Raskins is asked by Mr-pompous-ass, himself, Jake Tapper: Is Kamala Harris the best running mate for (Chiden) Joe Biden? And he just won’t answer. He tries, but fails, to skirt around the question.

You can watch this clown show here:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/rep-jamie-raskin-refuses-to-say-kamala-harris-is-the-best-running-mate-for-biden/ar-AA1gLZb3

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Then, we have Kackle-Word-Salad-Buzzed-Out-Of-Her-Mind, herself, trying, but failing, to answer questions on whether or not she support limits on abortions (she doesn’t, but she doesn’t want to come right out and say that she supports murdering babies at any stage of their life, because that would be sick):

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/kamala-harris-stumbles-on-question-about-abortion-limits-she-doesnt-answer/ar-AA1gy0Cp

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And last-but-not-least:

We just can’t mention the laughable idiots of the week without talking about Susanna Gibson, former porn “star” (the state should take her kids away from her and her husband), now running for Virginia House of Representatives. She is upset that the videos she made of her having sex with her husband, and apparently another man, which she posted online for an audience of 6,000 people – is now coming back to haunt her while she’s campaigning for the Virginia House seat.

She accuses Republicans of now violating her privacy.

LOLOL.

This is why I keep saying: you could not make this stuff up in a million years; even if you took psychedelic drugs. Not in your wildest imagination could we ever have imagined the insanity that is now the DNC. The new DNC, who was bad enough before, but as of August 2019, kicked God out of their party, officially adopting a resolution saying so, and thereby giving power over themselves to Satan.

And it shows.

Good job.

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