LIPSTICK ON A PIG
April 20, 2023
I know you’ve heard me say this a dozen times, but these days I feel like I’m on some kind of bad acid trip, or something. The inverted reality we’re currently living in must be just what a bad acid trip would be like, don’t you think? Not that one wants to think of such a thing. And yet, here we are living it. And, dashed are my hopes of coming out of it anytime soon. In fact, the “trip” seems to just get worse by the day.
What in the world happened to America? What happened to our Constitution? What happened to truth? What happened to honesty and integrity being core values of people? What happened to a government that represented its people, in a Constitutional Republic? What happened to a media that held the government to account?
What happened to, oh, I don’t know…sanity?
I guess it just went “poof!”
This governmental regime is so bizarre. They try real hard to put on a good, professional face. But the face is nothing but a plaster mask and the mask has cracks in it. And slithering out of the cracks are feces, cockroaches, snakes and rats.
They try, but they can’t hide their demonism. The one who is behind them shows through the mask, and so, no matter how much makeup they pile on it, it’s still just lipstick on a pig.
In fact, the truth is, they cannot do anything right. That’s what happens when you sell your soul to the devil for money and power. God lets you have what you asked for – evil. And that is just what the Democrats (and their cohorts, the uni-party RINO’s) did – they sold their soul to the devil, sold out their country to him, too, and now they have to live without God’s blessing or protection on themselves.
Good job.
Since the crash dummies are now sexist, we know now: we’re definitely having a bad trip.
Purple-haired Rosa DeLauro, representing Connecticut’s 3rd congressional district since 1991 (God help Connecticut), wants Congress to address an apparently big problem: that Crash Dummies are all male.
Speaking in the House of Representatives to Pete Buttigieg:
“You also plan to make important investments to address the roadway safety crisis, including the critical funding that would accelerate the development – and this is an area I’ve written to you about – of the use of female dummies in crash testing. This will start to fight the gender inequity among vehicle safety and crash victims.” — Rosa DeLauro
So, of course, in order to solve this inequity, chinless Pothole Pete proposes that we spend $20 Million to right this wrong.
$20 million.
For buying female crash dummies.
Pete, why don’t you go grow a chin!
Wow. Now I know! There is gender inequity among car crash victims!
First, I find out the roads are sexist, and now – car crashes are sexist, too? Oh no!
But don’t worry – your tax dollars (which are way up now), are hard at work and she and Pete are on the case. So, you can finally rest now; everything will be okay. Crash dummies will be practicing gender-equity soon. Whew! I thought we were in trouble here. But, Ms. DeLauro, who has obviously been worried about this for a long time, and Pete, have the solution.
The poor things.
You can read more about Pothole Pete’s budget, including the $20 million for female crash dummies here:
Here’s an idea:
Congress:
STOP FUNDING THIS INSANITY!! IT IS NOTHING BUT A SHIT-SHOW!!!!!!!
HOW ‘BOUT THAT? JUST SAY “NO!”
Honestly, Congress, if you fund even one dime toward this cause – appropriating extra money for the Dept. of Transportation to buy female crash dummies, then you have about the IQ of the dummies, themselves: ZERO. I don’t care if you’re male or female, or everything in between: you’re stupid as hell.
Good job, dummies. Good job.
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